secret santicorn 2024

10 Dec, 2024

Alright! I got my prompt, and it's a pretty large one! So instead of babbling about it, let's see what I have written instead!

1d4 st.nicholas' contenders

1. Snowy the snowman, gives snow themed gifts that quickly melt away once The summer comes
2. The toy geltast, the result of all forgotten toys melded into a hivemind, surprisingly not at all resentful Of the children that abandoned them!, if the weird gifts they give are anything to go by
3. Tama And gochi, Two heavily modified tamagotchis fitted with A.I from the future and send to the past, gives body modifications as gifts
4. alcains the generous Witch, gives out Spells, runes, and all manner of magical stuff to children

1d6 surrogate Elves

1. A single unhappy Bound demon, working on santa's workshop as punishment
2. The cheery band, a 2d6 bunch of minor eldritch abominations stuffed Into human minds, somewhat lobotomized and stretched out into a happy, if a bit strange gift giving family
3. Cherry, a single fairy using a mummified cherry As a helmet, surprisingly strong for her size
4. Glom, a giant liquid candy slime in a cauldron with various faucets, eager to make And give out their self made candy to children
5. The snowmen aka the extra workers st.nicholas gives Life to so they can meet quota
6. The ragdolls, 2d6 ragdolls once commissioned by nicholas himself and all Made by a wizard, Unfortunately for nicholas, the wizard was a biomancer wizard Who stuffed the dolls full of fleshy abominations and ditched the earthly plane to escape the church once his commission was done, leaving nicholas With heavily traumatized fleshy ragdolls

1d8 alternate reindeer

1. 2d100 flock of really buff birds
2. a Single, small fairy, tired Yet determined to fill out the role of st.nicholas reindeer with all her magical mighty
3. a very 2d6 determined bunch of athletic Elves
4. 2d6 reindeer That when looked at very closely are actually made Out of tiny reindeer
5. the local competitive ski team
6. Time to go to the graveyard! Various undead reindeer skeleton
7. A strange orb that hurts to look at if stared at for too Long
8. The gifts themselves! They gotta work if they want to get delivered!

1d10 methods Of supernatural home invasion

1. The chimney, the most classical option
2. Burst out of the naughtiest person in the house! Don't worry! They will wake up good as new when dawn comes!
3. Instead of the chimney, come out of the fireplace!
4. fold Yourself in 2d space and slide under the door
5. Give life to the gingerbread men inside the house to open the door for you
6. The window, what are you a burglar?
7. Come out from any space that could be defined as a chimney (a smoking pipe, burning matches, etc)
8. Make the gifts inside the house to open the door for you, as part of the agreement
9. Do the silly, house entering dance that every jolly magical being and creature knows
10. Just open the door!

Merry christmas!